Monday, January 16, 2006


My name, defined by Google, in its own eccentric way. I've added commentary on some.

Googlism for: robert

robert is appeased <--What in the world does appease mean? I'm too lazy to look it up...someone just tell me.
robert is learning champ <--Woot!
robert is here
robert is an serious sports enthusiast <--Uh, no I'm not...I'm gay remember?
robert is asleep <---Me loves sleeping!
robert is a poet and student of life
robert is forty <---Hush your mouth!
robert is jarig <--Again, someone tell me what this means.
robert is one of four texas zen students who will be taking the <--..cute cowboys back to their hotel room for a big orgy.
robert is needed <--Yeah, I'm needy. Like the good ole Cancer that I am.
robert is a friend of my mother in the church
robert is person
robert is cool in buzz <--fo'shizzle!
robert is a <--hot guy that everybody wants and those that can't have, want to be! (just kidding...I'm fugly)
robert is cool forum
robert is a long <--(grammar correction) HAS a long peepee.
robert is an evaluation coordinator for the
robert is dead and quinn is alive
robert is a graphic designer and communications
robert is red hot <--Mmm hmmm! You got that right!
robert is here 305
robert is learning champ 37 year old robert wilson overcame tremendous personal difficulties to secure a place at oatridge agricultural college and
robert is here fruit stand
robert is here we had the baby at 3
robert is top commissionaire
robert is a troll <---Hush your mouth! (part deux)
robert is appeased by computer telephony jul 14
robert is 40 one two three four five six <--This sounds like something the crazy bag lady with a tin foil hat in my neighbordhood would say as nobody listens.
robert is one of four texas zen students who will be taking the precepts in a traditional jukai ceremony with reb anderson in july <--Um, ok. *cuckoo!*
robert is a genius by keith snyder
robert is a long time advertising photographer who specialises in the rock and roll industry
robert is a friend of my mother in the church; he comes to the church in our neighborhood every sunday
robert is person in charge <--You got that right, Mr. Google!
robert is dumb <--I pretend to be only to look vulnerable, get sympathy, and win the trust of those who I plan to get revenge on. *End Scene* "Next season on Melrose Robert's Place..."
robert is english by birth and resides in london <--Cheerio! I'm going on the lift to the loo.
robert is associate editor of the departmental working papers series
robert is an evaluation coordinator for the capital health authority presently working at the northeast community health centre and with
robert is doing full
robert is equally at home in a straight <---The words "robert" and "straight" in the same sentence will put you, Mr. Google, on my shit list. Stop it!
robert is under retainer
robert is a graphic designer and communications strategist
robert is a southern gentlemen who seems to pride himself on four things; family
robert is leaving
robert is approaching
robert is an a student
robert is the only child i have and robert was invloved in a car wreck on may 20th of 2000
robert is red hot price
robert is $75 <--For a hand job. The prices go up from there, sweetie.
robert is more technical
robert is a fourteen year old german kid <---Tee hee. I can't help but picture that German kid on the Simpsons who's always eating. Whatever happened to him?


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