You know it's going to be a bad day when...

• You decide to hit the snooze button one too many times that when you do get up, you are running around like a chicken with its head cut off rushing to get to work.
• You step on what you think is dried up white paint, and you slip on it because it's actually some slimy unknown substance someone decided to dump on the floor.
• You are driving to work and get stuck behind a stupid person driving 10 mph below the speed limit.
• While you are behind said bad driver, there's nothing good on the radio but a compilation of the songs you hate the most.
• You are a nervous wreck because late Friday, you told off a coworker because they pissed you off and now fear the repercussions.
• Last, but not least (especially for a gay man), because you were running late this morning, you picked the worst possible color combination of slacks and shirt that it looks like you dressed in the dark.