Man Boobs

As I was walking down the hall today at work to make copies, and I caught a glimpse of myself on a reflection of a glass case, I noticed that I have man boobs! I mean, OBVIOUS man boobs. Like torpedoes, man! Ready to poke someone's eyes out!

I really need to cool it with the "let's see how much food will fit in my stomach" game I play with myself, and make friends with Tony Little fast!

Or I can be GlaxoSmithKline's best customer for their new over-the-counter fat-blocking pill.