The '70s meets 50 Cent

This had me laughing out loud!!! Pretty cool mix. Except for the first part where the dorky cart pusher was trying to be cool. You could just ignore that.

I feel like dancing!

Anybody want to take me out tonight for my birfday??? Brian doesn't dance. I do. I can really shake it really good; I can put most black chicks to shame. I can especially shake it like a polaroid picture to this song.

29, going on 16

Today I am 29 years old! But I still act like I'm 16. :P

Brian is going to take me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, Charleston's. Other than that, it's just a normal day for me. Every birthday that passes, I don't feel older. I don't look older (although the passage of time is slowly creeping up on my face. It is especially noticeable when I smile and all these wrinkles show up on my forehead and around my eyes. Wow, this is the longest sentence I have ever written in a parentheses. I'm sure I'm going to get it from English majors and professors now!).

HA HA...Bitch got OWNED!!!!

I love revenge, and this is the best I have ever seen...EVER. Dumb 16 yr. old bitch/thief got owned!!!!

How NOT to steal a SideKick Phone

Read it all...it's definitely worth it.

29

I'll be 29 in 2 days. What y'all getting me????

What I'm Listening To...

Marty Balin "Hearts"

Crazy Religious Lady

Crazy Religious Lady

This was hilarious! Thank GOD the news anchor ripped that crazy lady a new one!

It's also funny how the "religious" people are also the ones that are the most judgemental and full of hate. Not to mention horrible drivers and in need of a major makeover.

Little Red Riding Hood is sick

My car (which I decided to name "Little Red Riding Hood") is in the car hospital. She has a hard time starting all the time, and shakes like a salt shaker when it's idling. So she has been at the hospital for the past 2 days and the mechanic is perplexed. He already replaced the ignition coil and fuel filter, but he can't find anything else wrong. I hope it's not the demise of LRRH. I really loved her. She's been there for me to get away from life when life is stinking pretty bad. She's been there when I made my ex-boyfriend Marine cry. (Oh yes....I made a grown-up Marine cry...shows how big of a bitch I can be!) She quickly navigated the streets of the greater Phoenix metro when I was trying to hide from the police when I was speeding (long story).

Emotionally and financially I am not ready for a new car. So will you all say a little prayer, light candles, whatever to make her feel better again?

Here's how she looks like. This is not her; just a picture of her identical twin I found online.

Nothing

Nothing new going on. I was going to post something on Sunday, but it end up being gibberish. Story of my life. So until something blog-worthy happens, here's another video.

I Hate Them!!!

Two bitches I despise the most and need a serious hair pulling and bitch slapping by moi.

Although Janice does like her gays...Ann despises them. I see an MTV Celebrity Deathmatch set up here.

Hubby is peeking over my shoulders...

...so I can't write much. He's here at home on vacation for the rest of the week. We made it back though, safe and sound from Kentucky.

One thing I did learn is never ever ever fly into the NYC airports for any reason. We sat on the tarmac on a regional jet plane for 3 hours, not moving, due to a thunderstorm.