Moving On Up

My apartment is 90% packed up and ready for the move to the new apartment. Brian and I need a bigger space, too. Two people, a dog, and two cats in a one bedroom apartment is a nightmare. I miss my space. :( It's going to suck taking all of these boxes plus the heavy shit down three flights of stairs. I have moved every year since I moved here. I thought I was going to be at my current complex for awhile, but no, the condo fad is full-steam ahead here in Phoenix. Damn developers. So here's hoping the new place doesn't go condo for a few years.

(Sorry for the scattered writing. I'm just writing how I'm feeling right now. Isn't that what blogs are for?)

Oh Great!

Oh, FABULOUS!! I now get to see MORE rich-snobby-Paris-Hilton-wannabes walking around town with "Juicy" splattered all over there asses!

Juicy Coutoure

1985

I miss those good old days. :(

1977

History lesson for y'all! :)

Juggling

Hi all...sorry I haven't been updating my blog lately. Being a career (wo)man and housewife sure takes up a lot of my time. I have done nothing but cook and clean since my baby has moved in with me.

I have also been in the middle of packing for our move to our new place next week. I would have him cook, clean and pack for me, but I'm such a control freak. My mentality about doing stuff is if you want stuff done to be done right, you got to do it yourself. But I'm worn thin! It also doesn't help that I haven't slept well since he moved in. See, we sleep on my bed, a full size bed. Brian is 6'4", 230lb man. So while he takes up most of the bed, I'm struggling not to fall over the edge.

When he moved out here to be with me, we left most of his stuff, including his king size bed, back in Kentucky because it was expensive for him to move it out here. We should be flying out in early June to get his stuff. Last night, I asked him very nicely if he wouldn't mind sleeping on the futon in the living room so that we can both have a good night sleep. Like a sweetheart that he is, he said "yes". He may be big and intimidating, but he has the most gentle sweetest hearts I have ever known. I'm so lucky!

So many men!

It's a good thing that I work where I work. I get see eye candy ALL day long. YUM YUM, GIVE ME SOME!

Actually, as Brian and I were discussing one time, it's still ok to look at the menu but not order anything from it.

Man Boobs

As I was walking down the hall today at work to make copies, and I caught a glimpse of myself on a reflection of a glass case, I noticed that I have man boobs! I mean, OBVIOUS man boobs. Like torpedoes, man! Ready to poke someone's eyes out!

I really need to cool it with the "let's see how much food will fit in my stomach" game I play with myself, and make friends with Tony Little fast!

Or I can be GlaxoSmithKline's best customer for their new over-the-counter fat-blocking pill.

Draw A Pig

Learn about yourself. This was cute! :)

Fun Personality Test