Before I go on hiatus...

...a little entertainment for you. I heart the Pet Shop Boys. What gay doesn't?

Vacation...sort of

Well posts on my blog will be none for the next week or so. I'm off on a wee bit vacation, if you can call it that, to go back to Kentucky with Brian to bring the rest of his stuff over to AZ. This means yet another cross-country trek, this time in a Penske truck. Oh joy! I'm actually looking forward to it. I am tired of the monotony that comes with adulthood...waking up, going to work, come home, go to sleep only to repeat the process the next day.

With that said, hope y'all have a good week! Toodles!

Unofficial Start of Summer

Enjoy, have fun, but be safe. Toodles!

Favorite

I found my signature scent, after 29 years of looking!!!

Past Loves

Today has been a day of reminiscing for me. Reminiscing the past loves of my life. How much I have grown after each person I have dated or loved. How much they helped me realize what I like and don't like in a significant other. I look back with fondness with most of them, hatred with others. The GREAT GREAT sex with some, and the not-so great with others.

You know, people really DO come into your life for a reason. You just got to be aware what that reason is and grow from it. Most of the time the realization happens after the fact as you fondly (or not fondly) look back. They shape who you are, who you want to be, and who you don't want to be. So that one day, when your true love comes around, it will be heavenly bliss.

Promise

I promise I'm going to try to post daily.

This is today's post. That's all. :)

(Hahahahahah...*snort*....hahahahaha)

Speechless

I'm still playing with the "Next Blog" button up on top, and came across this:

Weird

Strange. Disturbing. Eww.

South Park Robert

Meet South Park Robert

Watch out...

...I'm in my '80s mood again. Where's my Aqua Net at?

Cinderella "Somebody Save Me"

Edited To Add: For some reason everytime I listen to '80s metal, I have this fantasy to be a sexy stripper with stilettos and big hair. Anybody else feel like this? No? Just me? Ok.

What I'm Listening To...

Mazzy Star "Fade Into You"

Next Blog

I am here at work, "working" (hehehe), just clicking the "Next Blog" link up on the upper right hand corner to see what random blogs come up.

I have come to the conclusion that:

• Even the blogworld is not safe from spam.
• A lot of people out there talking about politics (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!).
• A lot of people out there talking about XBox, PS3, etc, etc. (And I'm sure once they are done with their video games, they are having their nightly meetings to discuss Star Trek.)
• A lot of porn. Like chicks showing their chachas-porn. Ewww.
  
• A lot of international people whose blogs I would love to read, but I can't.
  
• Not enough cool bloggers like the ones listed on my blog. (Michael, Toddy, Abbie, Jeff, et al).
  

Liar

Ok, so I changed my mind and decided to put up the webcam again. To give my blog a little bit of color. :)

Letter from Nice Old Lady

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a small high school in central Ontario. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with.



Dear School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I'm 94 years old and live at the local Home for the Aged. My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result, I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome.

My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I've known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or with the volume so low, I can't hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it.

Last Sunday morning, while listening to her morning gospel programs, she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad.

Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine. I told her to fuck off.

God bless you.

Sincerely,
Edna Johnson

Keep It Simple Stupid

Keep it simple stupid. A small, but very important phrase I learned from my 6th grade teacher, Mr. Flores, and has stuck with me through all these years. But do you think stubborn little Robert would listen? Noooooo....

Trying to not keep it simple, and wanting a "WOW" blog and be like some of the cool kids in cyber world, I decided I was going to take on the challenge of making my blog "SUPER WOW" (not just "wow").

But in the process, I f-ed up. So after thinking about it, I decided to not complicated things further, and keep it simple (stupid). It's not necessarily the wrapping, but the contents inside that matter, right?

So here's my blog, again. Links will be put up later today. No more Phoenix web cam though. That web cam didn't do Phoenix justice anyway. It looks way better in person.

Toodles!

Word!

Wrong?

Is it just plain wrong of me to proudly blast Chaka Khan's "I'm Every Woman" on the radio at work without giving a rat's ass what anybody thinks?

Yes? No? Maybe too flamboyant? Stop it! I love that song!!!

10,000 Maniacs

The 10,000 Maniacs version of "Because The Night" is way better than the original sung by Patti Smith. (No offense, Ms. Smith).

Song ME ME!!!

Another me me! I love these! This one posted by the always fabulous Michael Guy at Temporary Trouble Spots.

So what you do is put your iPod or music player on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the song titles that come up in the same order. (i.e. write down song title #1 with question #1 and so on).

Here's mine:

1. How does the world see you? Chic "Le Freak"
2. Will I have a happy life? ZZ Top "Sleeping Bag"
3. What do my friends think of me? Eric Burdon and War "Spill The Wine"
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Van Halen "I'll Wait"
5. How can I make myself happy? Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden"
6. What should I do with my life? Juvenile "Slow Motion"
7. Will I ever have children? Simply Red "Holding Back The Years"
8. What is some good advice for me? Warren G and Nate Dogg "Regulate"
9. How will I be remembered? Starship "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
10. What's my signature dancing song? Christina Milian "Say I"
11. What's my current theme song? Alice in Chains "Would?"
12. What do others think my theme song is? Philip Bailey and Phil Collins "Easy Lover"
13. What shall they play at my funeral? Bronski Beat "Small Town Boy"
14. What type of men do I like? Edgar Winter Group "Free Ride"
15. How's my love life? Guns N Roses "November Rain"

How you doin'?

I'm doing ok. I guess. Thanks for asking.

Sorry I've been AWOL for awhile. I'm still settling in with a new home, a new husband, and the responsibilities of a part-time housewife (I still gotta work for a living). The move is finally complete, thank God! It was a bitch walking up and down three flights of stairs at my old apartment with boxes and heavy stuff. Brian and I were completely exhausted, and we are just now getting over it and settling in.

Not a whole lot going on. Just typical grown-up stuff. My car is acting kinda funny. The tachometer needle keeps dancing up and down, and the cars shakes along with it. I just called Pep Boys, and spoke with a really nice and helpful man by the name of Johnny. I initially called to get a quote for a tuneup, and he said that it probably doesn't need a tuneup based on my description of the problem. Tuneups, on my car, are only supposed to be done every 100,000 miles or so if the previous tuneup was done with really good platinum spark plugs. But, come to think of it, I wonder if he was just saying that so he can charge me for something more. Maybe I should change the spark plugs myself? Maybe I had "bad gas" (hehehehe) in the tank? I hate this grown up stuff. I wish my daddy was here to take care of such things. Cuz you know, I'm still daddy's little gay boy. Ha ha!